Challenge: No celebrity gossip for one month

Do you get sucked into tabloids, celebrity reality shoes and discussions about celebrities?  Sally is sad to admit that she finds it hard to turn down the Kardashians in favor of CNN.  But...
after reading Think, Sally is ready to take the author Lisa Bloom's challenge of giving it up for one month.  As Ms. Bloom puts it "If you know more about Snooki and JWoww than how America's troops are faring overseas, it's time for a drastic change".  Holy Lord, Sally definitely doesn't know nearly enough about America's troops and certainly knows too much about the cast of the Jersey Shore...

For Sally, tabloid gossip and celebrity news provide escapes from the heavy stuff of the real world - sometimes it's nice to flip on the tv and zone out for a bit.  But, instead of reading or watching the fluffy stuff, Ms. Bloom encourages us to read something of substance, see your friends or call your family (which are all wonderful escapes in their own right).

So, from February 13 - March 13, Sally will be avoiding anything (conversations, shows, magazines) mentioning the following:

Baby bump

Star babies

Plastic surgery nightmares/secrets

Bikini body (give us a break, this is just airbrushing anyway!)

Stars without makeup

Just like us!

Breaks her silence

Who wore it better?

Who'd you rather?

Combined couple names (Brangelina, Speidi, etc)
Any "housewives" of any city

Please excuse her if she abruptly pivot turns out of any conversations mentioning the above!  Oh, crapola - The Oscars are on February 26.  Do you think skipping all of the pre-shows is torture enough?